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Saturday, June 6, 2009

WORDAGE © A COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE TO OUR EVERYDAY VOCABULARY FROM A-Z

WORDAGE IS SIMPLY A DICTIONARY OF SORTS OF THE OFF THE WALL WORDS/PHRASES WE USE DAY TO DAY..YOU MAY HAVE HEARD A LOT OF THESE...YOU MAY EVEN USE THEM, BUT WE THOUGHT WE'D BE NICE AND SHARE...THIS IS JUST FOR FUN PLEASE DON'TTAKE ANY OF THIS MESS SERIOUSLY

THE 1ST STEP TO YOUR WORDAGE SUCCESS IS THE TECHNIQUE KNOWN AS THE AGE AFFIXING (lmao yes, this is a real word...look it up if you don't believe me...WE IS college students!) THIS WORKS WELL WITH VIRTUALLY ANY MONOSYLLABIC LOCUTION (yay us for putting that word of the day calendar to proper use) SIMPLY TAKE YOUR WORD AND ADD YOUR AGE... EX: "DOING MY HAIR CAN SEEM LIKE A 24 HOUR AFFIAR; IT'S WAY TOO THICK, AND REQUIRES A LOT OF TAMEAGE."

THAT'S IT! NOW YOU TRY!

WORDAGE... ©

A- Aggin,..It is both simply nigga backwards, and a backwards nigga...P.O.S, noun...sentence EX: "The Lil Wayne concert was cut short because the little AGGINS didn't know how to act and started throwing hands." Aggin can also be used as an adjective...sentence EX: "We promptly left the party Saturday because it was WAY too AGGINTASTIC....."
B - Basement...P.O.S; adjective…It's a figurative place your situation DOES NOT want to be...think of your attitude as the structures of a house, you want to be up in the balcony (Happy, Optimistic, with a smile on your face,) but certain situations or people bring yo ass down to the basement (Angry, pessimistic, just plain fed up to the highest degree of PISTIVITY.) EX/ “I’m real basement right now, because the bitch stepped on my shoes and kept it moving…”
• C – Chrisbrowndatazz – P.O.S; noun…Chrisbrowndatazz explains an ass whopping of epic proportions...sentence ex..."he had to let her go, she kept jumpin stupid, and my homie was about to chrisbrowndatazz" *WE ARE DEFINITELY TEAM CHRIS, this is just for fun...*
• D – “Do you take Monopoly money?” –A question that you’re wanting to ask in vain when you see something you want, but you're quickly brought back to reality when you reach into your pocket and can only come up with $3.75, a stick of now linty gum, and your half ass working phone…

You Aint Hear It From Us

Saturday, June 6, 2009

YOU'RE A JERK

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WORDAGE © A COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE TO OUR EVERYDAY VOCABULARY FROM A-Z

WORDAGE IS SIMPLY A DICTIONARY OF SORTS OF THE OFF THE WALL WORDS/PHRASES WE USE DAY TO DAY..YOU MAY HAVE HEARD A LOT OF THESE...YOU MAY EVEN USE THEM, BUT WE THOUGHT WE'D BE NICE AND SHARE...THIS IS JUST FOR FUN PLEASE DON'TTAKE ANY OF THIS MESS SERIOUSLY

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Saturday, June 6, 2009

YOU'RE A JERK

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WORDAGE © A COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE TO OUR EVERYDAY VOCABULARY FROM A-Z

WORDAGE IS SIMPLY A DICTIONARY OF SORTS OF THE OFF THE WALL WORDS/PHRASES WE USE DAY TO DAY..YOU MAY HAVE HEARD A LOT OF THESE...YOU MAY EVEN USE THEM, BUT WE THOUGHT WE'D BE NICE AND SHARE...*THIS IS JUST FOR FUN PLEASE DON'TTAKE ANY OF THIS MESS SERIOUSLY*

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WORDAGE IS SIMPLY A DICTIONARY OF SORTS OF THE OFF THE WALL WORDS/PHRASES WE USE DAY TO DAY..YOU MAY HAVE HEARD A LOT OF THESE...YOU MAY EVEN USE THEM, BUT WE THOUGHT WE'D BE NICE AND SHARE...THIS IS JUST FOR FUN PLEASE DON'TTAKE ANY OF THIS MESS SERIOUSLY