Wednesday, April 8, 2009

KNOW YOUR RANK: 5 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU’RE A JUMP OFF

Ladies, we know times are hard and with all the down low, incarcerated, taken, and trifling brothers the sad reality is that nine times out of ten the aggins worth having are having you, your friend, and hers. If you’re in a situation where “your” man in just a little bit of everything, you gotta know if you wifey or merely a jump off, cause some of yall are either too oblivious to realize he’s playing you or refuse to acknowledge that you’re getting played.


1) If you have never been to his house
Now this should be a blatant sign that he does not hold whatever yall have in high regards if you have never seen what his house looks like. Probably because he has a wife and a couple of kids…next!

2) You have never met his friends or family
Any female a man is interested in wifing up will meet the boys, if she passes with them, she’ll get introduced to his mama. Now if you cannot even name one of his friends, well we digress…

3) Y’all have never been out on a date; and if yall have, it’s a late night movie in the next city over, where none of his people frequent.
I know you’re saying “Na uh, the only reason Ray-Ray and I ain’t been on a proper date is because he works 2 jobs, he be tired!” Babygirl yall been dating for three months and the most you’ve gotten is some sub-par Chinese takeout and a red box flick? COME ON!!!!!

4) He only hits you up between 2-4 am
I don’t even have to explain this one, these are prime booty call hours! When he calls and texts you during this time he only wants one thing and it’s not to see how your day went… and last but certainly not least…

5) He doesn’t linger after yall do the do
If after he gets his (more often than not he could care less if you got yours) he’s hopping out of your bed as if his ass was on fire…it’s time you found you somebody else boo…