aggintastic niggashyt at it's finest...

yo, D come get your uncle and i'm mad you been holding out, you know I've been wanting a fried snicker's bar...



now, i know with the current state of our economy you gotta have a main occupation + a couple of side hustles (i make cd's/dvd's, do hair, and babysit out the same house) but this mestivity of a situation has to violate at least 5 all health code regulations...first of all, the "restaurant" is called JONES GOOD ASS BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE, if that doesn't make yall wanna call and place reservations for your next family reunion you need to seek professional help. Especially since Mr Jones will fry anything for 5.99 and use his condiments as lubricant for yo foot rub...

KNOW YOUR RANK: 5 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU’RE A JUMP OFF

Ladies, we know times are hard and with all the down low, incarcerated, taken, and trifling brothers the sad reality is that nine times out of ten the aggins worth having are having you, your friend, and hers. If you’re in a situation where “your” man in just a little bit of everything, you gotta know if you wifey or merely a jump off, cause some of yall are either too oblivious to realize he’s playing you or refuse to acknowledge that you’re getting played.

1) If you have never been to his house

Now this should be a blatant sign that he does not hold whatever yall have in high regards if you have never seen what his house looks like. Probably because he has a wife and a couple of kids…next!

2) You have never met his friends or family

Any female a man is interested in wifing up will meet the boys, if she passes with them, she’ll get introduced to his mama. Now if you cannot even name one of his friends, well we digress…

3) Y’all have never been out on a date; and if yall have, it’s a late night movie in the next city over, where none of his people frequent.

I know you’re saying “Na uh, the only reason Ray-Ray and I ain’t been on a proper date is because he works 2 jobs, he be tired!” Babygirl yall been dating for three months and the most you’ve gotten is some sub-par Chinese takeout and a red box flick? COME ON!!!!!

4) He only hits you up between 2-4 am

I don’t even have to explain this one, these are prime booty call hours! When he calls and texts you during this time he only wants one thing and it’s not to see how your day went… and last but certainly not least…

5) He doesn’t linger after yall do the do

If after he gets his (more often than not he could care less if you got yours) he’s hopping out of your bed as if his ass was on fire…it’s time you found you somebody else boo…