aggintastic niggashyt at it's finest...

yo, D come get your uncle and i'm mad you been holding out, you know I've been wanting a fried snicker's bar...



now, i know with the current state of our economy you gotta have a main occupation + a couple of side hustles (i make cd's/dvd's, do hair, and babysit out the same house) but this mestivity of a situation has to violate at least 5 all health code regulations...first of all, the "restaurant" is called JONES GOOD ASS BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE, if that doesn't make yall wanna call and place reservations for your next family reunion you need to seek professional help. Especially since Mr Jones will fry anything for 5.99 and use his condiments as lubricant for yo foot rub...

KNOW YOUR RANK: 5 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU’RE A JUMP OFF

Ladies, we know times are hard and with all the down low, incarcerated, taken, and trifling brothers the sad reality is that nine times out of ten the aggins worth having are having you, your friend, and hers. If you’re in a situation where “your” man in just a little bit of everything, you gotta know if you wifey or merely a jump off, cause some of yall are either too oblivious to realize he’s playing you or refuse to acknowledge that you’re getting played.

1) If you have never been to his house

Now this should be a blatant sign that he does not hold whatever yall have in high regards if you have never seen what his house looks like. Probably because he has a wife and a couple of kids…next!

2) You have never met his friends or family

Any female a man is interested in wifing up will meet the boys, if she passes with them, she’ll get introduced to his mama. Now if you cannot even name one of his friends, well we digress…

3) Y’all have never been out on a date; and if yall have, it’s a late night movie in the next city over, where none of his people frequent.

I know you’re saying “Na uh, the only reason Ray-Ray and I ain’t been on a proper date is because he works 2 jobs, he be tired!” Babygirl yall been dating for three months and the most you’ve gotten is some sub-par Chinese takeout and a red box flick? COME ON!!!!!

4) He only hits you up between 2-4 am

I don’t even have to explain this one, these are prime booty call hours! When he calls and texts you during this time he only wants one thing and it’s not to see how your day went… and last but certainly not least…

5) He doesn’t linger after yall do the do

If after he gets his (more often than not he could care less if you got yours) he’s hopping out of your bed as if his ass was on fire…it’s time you found you somebody else boo…

WE'RE STILL BREATHING...

...It's your favorite sporadic bloggers...just letting y'all know that we are still here and will be back asap with with some mestivity for your situation...

BET HONORS

AIRED TONIGHT...AND WE ARE SOOOOOOO GLAD MARY PUT HER FOOT DOWN AGAINST KEISHA COLE HONORING HER, BECAUSE MONICA SUNG THE MESS OUT OF "NOT GONNA CRY", HONESTLY THIS WAS THE BEST PART OF THE SHOW...AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT US...WE LOVES US SOME MONICA...

GRAMMY PERFORMANCE RECAP....

HERE WERE MY FAV PREFORMANCES OF THE NIGHT....






FIRST THERE WAS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, FT AL GREEN,BOYZ II MEN, AND KEITH URBAN...THIS PERFORMANCE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO EVEN GO DOWN...JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE GOT A CALL ASKING HIM TO FILL IN FOR CHRIS BROWN...WHO HAD TO PULL OUT DUE TO HIS ALLEGED "DOMESTIC DISPUTE" (AKA HE WHOPPED THAT AZZ)...JT THEN GATHERED A FEW FRIENDS, THEY ONLY HAD AN HOUR AND A HALF TO REHEARSE AND PULLED IT OFF ALMOST FLAWLESSLY.











THEN MY ENTIRE REASON FOR WATCHING...THE FIRST LIVE PERFORMANCE OF "SWAGGER LIKE US,"
FIRST...LET ME SAY THAT M.I.A. IS THAT BITCH...I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT IF I'M NINE MONTHS PREGNANT AND IT'S MY DUE DATE...HOPPING AROUND STAGE IS THE LAST THING I WILL BE TRYNA DO...BUT THERE WAS ENOUGH SWAG ON THAT STAGE TO BRING DOWN THE HOUSE...ALL MY BOO'S WERE VERY SOPHISTICATED AND HAD THEIR GROWN AND SEXY ON PROPER...LOVED IT...






HANDS DOWN, MY FAVORITE MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS T.I FEATURING JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WITH "DEAD AND GONE" (CAN WE GET A BEST OF BOTH WORLDS SITUATION POPPIN OFF PLEASE)....IT WAS SO RAW WITH THE BEAT STRIPPED TO AN ACOUSTIC LIVE BAND...YOU COULD DAMN NEAR SEE TIP LAYING HIS DEMONS TO REST AND BURYING THEM ON THE STAGE...JT'S HAUNTING VOCALS ONLY ADDED TO THE SOUL-STIRRING PERFORMANCE...AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT GET CHILLS WHENEVER JT SINGS? TI'S BACK-UP TRACK WAS ACTING NIGGERISH, BUT LIKE A TRUE SOLDER CLIFF (YES, WE'RE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS...YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODY) SHRUGGED THAT SHIT OFF AND KEPT IT MOVING... DEFINITELY GOTTA CHECK OUT ROAD TO REDEMPTION (NOT THAT I WASN'T ALREADY)

*Honorable mentions*
JAMIE FOXX. NE-YO, SMOKEY ROBINSON, AND DUKE (last remaining 4 top) killing it as the 4 Tops




CARRIE UNDERWOOD....NOW, I WASN'T CHECKING FOR HER WHEN SHE WON IDOL, BUT SHE CAME WITH SO MUCH SWAG AND STAGE PRESENCE LASTNIGHT IT SHOCKED THE SHIT OUT OF ME...PLUS HOMEGIRL CAN BLOW....I'M OFFICIALLY A FAN...



Carrie Underwood - Grammy - 2009


JOHN MAYER, B.B.KING, KIETH URBAN, AND BUDDY GUY - BOE DIDDLEY...THESE CATS ARE NASTY ON THE GUITAR...


Bo Diddley w/ John Mayer, Keith Urban, & more [51st GA]


FINALLY, LIL WAYNE FEAT ROBIN THICKE AND LOUISIANA'S FINEST...WAYNE BROUGHT MARDE GRAS TO CALI WITH HIS ODE TO NEW ORLEANS AND I'M NOT TOO SURE THAT'S A GOOD THING...


Lil Wayne & Robin Thicke - Tie My Hand (Live At '09 Grammy)

Grammy Red Carpet

I Know I'm a little late with the whole Grammy fashion recaps but hey this whole Chris Brown, Rihanna crisis forced my attention else where..
now to the important stuff, what people were wearing!



One of my faves M.I.A people always gonna be hating but i think she looks nice, she's different and it's the Grammys not the oscars your supposed to stand out and be colorful and bold and all that good stuff. Still no mention of baby but um really anxious to see what the baby looks like you can only hope it don't look like the daddy. Ima leave it that.






The Lady of the Night Ms.Jennifer Hudson and Fiance David were all coupled up and I think they look nice together. Jennifer did her thing that at the grammys and wore that dress like it was nobody's business. Love the dress, the hair everything except the shoes Idk they not really working for me. Overall she did go. Def come along way since her idol days. It's Good to see her back on top.



Kim Kardashian our favorite socialite really had no business at the Grammys but was looking Fab while there! Hey where's Reggie at?



Favorite Couple T.I. and Tiny. And Yes Tiny Seems to be only rockin 2 different hair colors! I damn near almost hit the floor. Lol she looks nice..HE LOOKS REAL NICE!




Ne-Yo and his date, dont know who she is but I approve. Nice Choice Ne-Yo! I guess he wanted to put an end to all those "Rumors"...




Robin Thicke and his Wife Paula Patton.




The Simmons Girls look nice overall. Not liking Vanessa shoes and not feelin all the extra hair Angela's been rockin lately...and is just me or does it look like Angela been lookin really skinny?



Jay-Z you are to rich for this. Get a hair cut, pull it together before B starts singing to the left, to the left. Atleast you left those damn glasses at home. I was starting to worry about you...





Paula Abdul You need better people, there is no way in hell they should have let you leave the house like that. SMH

Usher Bows Out Of Pre-Grammy Performance

What is really going on? According to reports Usher was to be in town for a performace at Clive Davis Pre-Grammy party which was yesterday and was scheduled to attend the Grammys but was called away at the last minute for a very serious family emergency. Reports are stating that the serious family emergency has to do with wife Tameka Foster and complications from a plastic surgery procedure she underwent in Brazil.

Now my first question is why would you go all the way to Brazil for plastic Surgery? and my second question is where were all the babies while ms. Tameka was under the knife? anyways no word on what kind of plastic surgery she was there for but I hope everything works out for them. Messed up plastic surgery aint no joke.