Monday, January 12, 2009

WORDAGE…A COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE TO OUR EVERYDAY VOCABULARY FROM A-Z

WORDAGE IS SIMPLY A DICTIONARY OF SORTS OF THE OFF THE WALL WORDS/PHRASES WE USE DAY TO DAY..YOU MAY HAVE HEARD A LOT OF THESE...YOU MAY EVEN USE THEM, BUT WE THOUGHT WE'D BE NICE AND SHARE...*THIS IS JUST FOR FUN PLEASE DON'T TAKE ANY OF THIS MESS SERIOUSLY*

EVERY WEEK WE WILL *TRY* TO PROVIDE YOU WITH A NEW LETTER, TO THE RIGHT ->
YOU WILL SEE OUR FIRST ENTRY FOR "A"

THE 1ST STEP TO YOUR WORDAGE SUCCESS IS THE TECHNIQUE KNOWN AS THE AGE AFFIXING (lmao yes, this is a real word...look it up if you don't believe me...i IS a college student!) THIS WORKS WELL WITH VIRTUALLY ANY MONOSYLLABIC LOCUTION (yay me for putting that word of the day calendar to proper use) SIMPLY TAKE YOUR WORD AND ADD YOUR AGE... EX: "DOING MY HAIR CAN SEEM LIKE A 24 HOUR AFFIAR; IT'S WAY TOO THICK, AND REQUIRES A LOT OF TAMEAGE."

THAT'S IT! NOW YOU TRY!

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